the Cleanse update...

Let me tell you, I think Jacob and I have all the resolve of a sack of potatoes. No self discipline. NONE.

All it took was us going through 10 waking foodless hours, arriving home from our respective workplaces, and talking each other out of the Cleanse.

And that's when we ate. And it was delicious.

Master Cleanse tips for success:
– Only start the Master Cleanse if you have 10 consecutive days free without any social interaction. Because in America, most social interaction involves food of some sort.

– Prepare yourself mentally before starting the Master Cleanse. The night before we started, I had made an entire batch of homemade cookies from scratch. Bad move.

– If you are going to be on the Master Cleanse, you'll also need to be on the toilet... often. Make sure there is one nearby throughout your day. This becomes increasingly difficult if you work full time.

More Master Cleanse info here.

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